See, I told you the VCB is a problem solver.
Me: I can’t believe you left those condoms at home.
VCB: …
Me: Well, I’ve got Saran Wrap.
VCB: And…a butthole.
You won’t need directions.
September 18th, 2003 | Virgin Territory
See, I told you the VCB is a problem solver.
Me: I can’t believe you left those condoms at home.
VCB: …
Me: Well, I’ve got Saran Wrap.
VCB: And…a butthole.
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[I posted this last night, but this morning took it down since it seemed gratuitous (and I can be a big, cowardly pussy).
But, there were requests to bring it back, so I did.]
You kids today, with yer buttholes. In my day we didn’t have buttholes. We just turned brown at exploded and age 50. and we were thankful…
No we weren’t, life sucks when you don’t have a butthole.
Oh, thank god. See, I thought I was going crazy. I was laughing at this all last night and most of today, but I couldn’t remember, for the life of me, where I found it. I thought I was losing my mind.
The implicit question, of course, remains unanswered. Did you go with the Saran Wrap or… ah… not?
gross gross gross gross gross!!!!
I don’t think the FDA, the WHO, or the CDC have approved Saran Wrap for prophylactic purposes yet. Perhaps that approval is imminent? Should we all rush out to buy shares in Dow Chemical? We could all be rich beyond our wildest fantasies….
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA etc.
Brit-
That’s fuckin’ great. I love you girl.
VCB’s conquest of Brittney’s devastating ass makes him a True American Hero. I’m just sayin’.
The Saran Wrap conversation in 20 years:
Brit: Well, I’ve got Saran Wrap
VCB: Leftovers, again?…
I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again. 48 PACK OF DUREX, OKAY?