Two women in the same dressing room at Old Navy:

Girl 1 (trying on a pair of pants): What do you think?
Girl 2: I don’t know. Do you think they look professional?
Girl 1: Yes. Why wouldn’t they look professional?
Girl 2: Because they are too tight.
Girl 1: No, they are not.
Girl 2: …
Girl 1: They are not!
Girl 2: Is it because you don’t like the idea of buying a size 7?
Girl 1: No! Jesus. It’s a damn good thing I am not as insecure as you are.