If I was that kind of girl I would tell you that tomorrow is my birthday. The birthday that will make me closer to 30 than 20. Halfway to 52. The kind of birthday where I spend all day watching videos, then drink beer and sip tequila at night and dance to 50 Cent and/or Lil Kim in my apartment wearing nothing but a birthday tiara, fuck-me boots and red marker denoting me QUEEN B.
But I’m so not that kind of girl.
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I hope you don’t mind if we all imagine you as “that kind of girl”. Particularly the bit about the nekkid dancing.
(Cough, cough) Yeah, that’s a pretty cool scenario to imagine. Now if I could just stop imagining it…. 8^P
*dies laughing*
go. go. go. go. go shawty, it’s your birthday . . . we gon’ party like it’s your birthday . . .
Happy birthday!
Brittney, I hope that your birthday is absolutely spectacular. Whether you spend it dancing around in unmentionables (to some people at least!) or “out and about” (but preferably not at work!). Have a good one.
mouse over my name for a secret birthday wish!
I had “happ” at the start there, but it changed it for me. You get the idea anyway.
Happy Berfday!!! Now you’re a year older than me again.
w00t
and, you owe us pics of that celebration you described
As a fellow 10/28er, I demand to be a part of the celebration. DEMAND, I tell you!
Ha ha, I’m 20 days older than you. Respect your elders.
Also, tonight, don’t forget about the poor, neglected “PHOTO ALBUMS” portion of your site.
Does being a hot chick ever get old? I can’t imagine that it would.
happy birthday, duderess.
happy birthday to ME.
(and bill gates.)
sounds like my kind of day! Happy Birthday!
Bonne fête! Do everything. Period. Then have another shot.
Happy birthday.
Would you like to borrow my video camera?
Gott hand it to ya brittney. You know how to keep a crowd coming back. “Suck a cock, slowly..fuck me boots”… on and on and on.
Maybe one day your writing will reach a level where you won’t need to write about sex to horny guys to keep a crowd captive.
On the other hand, maybe you should keep writing about cocks.
Dylan,
Lick a cunt.
Happy Birthday, Queen B! Now you are a year younger than me again. Sorry I’m two days late. Been busy.
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