Girl, 21 or so, describing the tattoo she’s planning:

Okay. It’s a fairy sitting on a shroom. A shroom in a field of little shrooms. The fairy will have short hair, maybe blonde, with a large bust. Larger than mine. And a really sexy look on her face. A very sexy look. Real sexy. And she’ll be wearing ballet shoes.

I know it sounds corny or cheesy, and I’m really not a fairy person. I don’t buy a bunch of fairy books or think about fairies all the time. But really though, that tattoo symbolizes me. She is me.