While it has done me good and proud, I think it best to lay my current tagline to rest. “Like the Star Wars kid, but on purpose” still makes me laugh, but I’m itching for a new label.

And a contest.

I’ve thunk up ten new taglines, and woe is me, my little girl mind can’t decide. Looks like I’ll need some help.

I will list the ten taglines I wrote below and to compete you just vote on your favorite in the comments section and/or add a new tagline of your own. In one week’s time I will restructure a new list of 15–a selection of mine and those other’s wrote–at which time there will be a final vote. Say, 48 hours later.

The winner, if there is one chosen (as one of my own taglines may get the most votes, nyah), will receive the sparkling satisfaction of a job best done. And a prominent link to his or her own site with a big fat thank-you in the side column. Shit for prize, you say? You speak the truth. So don’t go losing any sleep over your entry.

My ten submissions:

Sparkwood & 21

You won’t need directions

All lying, all the time

100% cursing

Like 50 Cent, but harder

Watch me brain-fuck you

Buy two, get a free opinion

May induce infirmness

Get your feet on the couch!

Fondling your funny bone since before yesterday

Now it’s creamed-corn scented!

See? Surely you can do better than that.