The Saddest Thing I’ve Ever Done

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#1 dreyfusslugado on 12.12.03 at 9:52 pm

I look in my HS yearbooks today (20+ years later) and I can’t remember 95% of the people in there who signed them. And some of those signatures seem to indicate that we were pretty close friends… sad.

#2 Edgeling on 12.13.03 at 3:21 am

Holy ass. Even I never had to stoop that low…

#3 bsti on 12.13.03 at 6:20 am

did that. Did exactly that.
And EVERYONE stoops at least once in their life, you judgemental bean.

#4 turd on 12.13.03 at 11:16 am

Around 4th grade I signed my own baseball glove, except I signed it, “Dale Murphy”. What a dork.

#5 zod on 12.13.03 at 12:27 pm

Let’s see this mullet. I dare you.

#6 sklero on 12.13.03 at 2:26 pm

Wow, Brittney. I’ll sign your yearbook.

I remember getting my 5th grade yearbook signed by my principal, who wrote, “Thank you for being my friend. – Mark Washington.” What a gaywad.

#7 jody on 12.13.03 at 3:08 pm

My Ms. Mulleted Brittney Head
http://www.mrpicassohead.com/canvas.html?id=ff2e377

#8 E on 12.13.03 at 6:02 pm

Well… you DEFINATELY do not have a mullet now.

And everyone, including people you don’t know, sign your guestbook… which is a psuedo-yearbook kinda… minus the um….. year?

Ah. How things change.

#9 Shrimp on 12.13.03 at 8:06 pm

And Principal Mark Washington went on to write the theme song for beloved sitcom “The Golden Girls.”

#10 not brittney, but one of her friends on 12.14.03 at 6:33 pm

brittney, you are awesome and cool. DARE would not have been as much fun without you. ps- your haircut is so rad like Steve Perry.

#11 For Rent on 12.15.03 at 12:12 am

Here Britney, stop crying:

2 cute
2 be
======
4 gotten

And E is an idiot savant for making the yearbook/guestbook connection. How obvious yet insightful.

#12 jonmc on 12.15.03 at 12:03 pm

Britney,

Last night I dreamed that we were hanging out together. You were wearing a chain mail dress. I watched you play clarinet on a concrete stage in a suburban village. Then I went to a fast food restaurant where a big fat guy stole my lunch and shoved me away. i complained to my father and he told me that’s just the way things are and refused to help me.

My mind is a scary place.

#13 brittney on 12.15.03 at 12:10 pm

A chain mail dress?

Those make my ass look big.

#14 Cory on 12.15.03 at 5:45 pm

Wow! A mullet, eh? Glad you got rid of that before you got your footed PJ’s.

I can’t say I’ve ever signed my own yearbook. But I think one year I went without getting it signed. I dunno.

#15 Scott on 12.16.03 at 1:11 pm

I just looked at the mullet pic. I dunno–it doesn’t look too bad to me. You just look like a cute little kid posing for a team picture. Maybe if we could see a profile shot we could appreciate the degree of mulletude more fully.

On a different note: What was the name of your team? It looks like “Ranketic” in the picture, but that seems like a pretty strange name for a kids’ softball team.

#16 adampsyche on 12.16.03 at 9:08 pm

I like how you put this in the sick/twisted category.

[good good good]

#17 bsti on 12.18.03 at 6:15 am

I just looked at the mullet pic. I dunno–it doesn’t look too bad to me. You just look like a cute little kid posing for a team picture.
Except that your arms are FREAKISHLY TINY COMPARED TO YOUR HEAD!
JK Britners.Love Ya. Every time I wear purple bootsocks I think of you.

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