The only thing worse than spilling a glass full of red wine all over the table, floor and rug of your new place, is, while cleaning up the first, spilling a second full glass of red wine all over your newest sweater and jeans.
And to think I was a bartender…
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Three posts in one day! Woot!
This no job business is great for the bloggin’.
The only thing worse than watching your girlfriend spill a glass full of red wine all over the table, floor and rug of your old place, is, while cleaning up the first, watching her spill a second full glass of red wine all over her newest sweater and jeans and not being able to laugh your ass off because you know she will smash the wine glass on the table and ream your eyes out with the jagged stem.
And to think I was only dating her because she was a bartender…
But that shit was pretty funny, otherwise.
Look at it this way–you’ve gotten the inevitable stain on the carpet out of the way early. It’s like people who go to great lengths to keep their new cars from getting the first blemish–they’re so freaked out about it that they can’t even enjoy driving the damned thing.
Congratulations on your new place, your flourishing romance, your freedom from a job you hated, and a year of good writing. I wish you all success in the new year.
I can tell you from experience: The stain on the carpet is inevitable, but that doesn’t mean that there can be only one (like, say, the Highlander.) I swear that Sarah and I must be the clumsiest, spillingest couple around.
So, when’s the house(re)warming?
what a sight that must have been. Should be put to music, really.
Aah Aah hah hah Aah Aah hah hah
Aah hah hah ha hoho
scott, my brother use to run a printing press.
when he wore a new shirt to work, the first thing he would do is take a big dollop of ink and smear it on the front. christened.
kind of like garp buying the house with airplane in it. already disaster-proofed.
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