After Justin ‘unintentionally’ exposed us to the spectacle that was a single, free-flying Janet Jackson starburst-covered teat, Britney Spears will next be seen at the Olympic’s Opening Cermony ‘accidentally’ getting fingered by R. Kelly. She will be quoted as saying, “What fingering? What do you mean? That’s just dancing. Part of the choreography. I just drink 23 Red Bulls and get out there and perform my, pardon my French, ass off.”