Earlier today I got this phone call.

Me: Good afternoon, this is The-Restaurant-Where-I-Work.

Him: Hi, I am thinkin’ about driving my girlfriend down there from Kentucky for Valentine’s Day and I was wonderin’ if you could tell me about ya’ll’s motifs and menu?

Me: Uh, well… There is a tin roof and brick walls and a fireplace with a hearth that is very nice for sitting and having cocktails. There is plenty of colorful, modern art and track lighting. People often comment on how pretty it is.

Him: Alright. Now how about the menu?

Me: It’s an American Bistro so it’s a variety things. We have pastas, Mediterranian salads, eggplant parmesan, crabcakes. Anything you can think of.

Him: That’s good. What about dress code?

Me: We are casual, sir. You can wear jeans.

Him: Well, I figure with it bein’ Valentine’s Day and all I’ll be wearing a collared shirt with buttons, tucked in.

Me: That will look very nice, I’m sure.