Earlier today I got this phone call.
Me: Good afternoon, this is The-Restaurant-Where-I-Work.
Him: Hi, I am thinkin’ about driving my girlfriend down there from Kentucky for Valentine’s Day and I was wonderin’ if you could tell me about ya’ll’s motifs and menu?
Me: Uh, well… There is a tin roof and brick walls and a fireplace with a hearth that is very nice for sitting and having cocktails. There is plenty of colorful, modern art and track lighting. People often comment on how pretty it is.
Him: Alright. Now how about the menu?
Me: It’s an American Bistro so it’s a variety things. We have pastas, Mediterranian salads, eggplant parmesan, crabcakes. Anything you can think of.
Him: That’s good. What about dress code?
Me: We are casual, sir. You can wear jeans.
Him: Well, I figure with it bein’ Valentine’s Day and all I’ll be wearing a collared shirt with buttons, tucked in.
Me: That will look very nice, I’m sure.
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Buttons and collars? Valentines day? Oh, crap, my girlfriend is going to kill me. I know McDonalds will not go over well for the 3rd year in a row. I have to go to the Super Wal Mart over in the next town and get me some chocolate and flowers for her. Dang.
I used to work at Eckerd as a teenager. And on Valentine’s Day at 5:30 that place was filled with sweating, confused men grabbing last ditch efforts at romance. Chocolate hearts. A few mylar balloons. A stuffed teddy bear.
I felt so sorry for those women waiting at home. But I felt more sorry for those poor men. It’s unfortunate that men not only feel pressured to buy gifts for their wives or girlfriends, but to buy gifts bigger and better than all the other girls’. Valentine’s Day becomes something men dread, an event women build up with great anticipation and in the end everyone ends up losing.
“I’ll be wearin’ a collar shirt with buttons and NO PANTS.”
Holidays in general annoy me. They sneak up on me. I never ever plan well enough for them, and so any gift I ever send anybody winds up belated.
I’m single, but if I had a girlfriend, V-Day wouldn’t be quite as much a worry for me as anniversaries. I’d be horrible at that. Especially the “monthiversaries” that one couple I know always celebrate. Doesn’t all that gift giving get expensive?! Doesn’t the mere acknowledgement get a bit stale and unconvincing?
Do other countries get as worked up over holidays as we do?
Sheesh!
Do gays get to celebrate Valentines Day … legally?
I’m being real [HURRLEY] pretty.
You can have all the white chocolate that you want!
[Ed. Note: NOT Brittney. This was written by a very pretty friend of mine.]
I wish they would add two weeks to the NFL season. That way, every seven years, the Super Bowl would fall on Valentine’s Day. There would be something for everybody.
I’m just glad that Valentine’s Day is on a Saturday this year… This way I can combine the angst of not having a date on Saturday night with the angst of not having a date for Valentine’s Day.
You know, thats a pretty cool phone call. The guy wanted to make sure that he wouldn’t be intruding on anyone, and he knew he wasn’t the fancy type. He called to make sure that the restaurant would suit him and that he would suit the restaurant.
I bet he’s consious enough to be a good tipper, too. If you recognize him, tell us how he does.
I’m giving my special lady the best gift of all: Playing a rock show on Valentine’s Day. She is sooooo lucky.
I thought the phone call was very sweet. When he told me he was gonna wear his shirt tucked in I had a hard time not laughing. Not at him, mind you, but because it was so darn cute.
His lady friend is probably pretty lucky.
I bet he’s consious enough to be a good tipper, too. If you recognize him, tell us how he does.
He’ll be the one with his shirt tucked in.
I’m glad you added the comment about it being sweet. Here’s a guy who’s abviously working hard to do something nice. Just because somethings come to us easily, we discount the efforts others make to do them, too.
I think you should revise the entry to include your comment.
It’s them little details that are so dang important.
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