Electrical devices the VCB and I have currently plugged into two (2) outlets in our room:
ethernet hub
his cell phone charger
stereo
his monitor
his computer
his desk lamp
closet lamp
television
DVD player (which is duct taped to the top of the TV)
computer speakers (which were also duct taped to the sides of the TV until they fell off, and now the TV has funny, floppy duct tape ears)
floor lamp
sexy, mood-inducing Christmas lights
space heater
my monitor
my computer
my speakers
my scanner
my printer
my cell phone charger
my desk lamp
“back massager”
fan
my camera’s battery charger
heating pad
bedside lamp
alarm clock
iron
unicorn sconce
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hehehe you fuckin’ make my day, brittney…!
Okay, for real, do you have like power strips plugged in to power strips? I mean that was 27 things. I’d scold you and say that is really dangerous, but really? what else are you going to do?
Think: renter’s insurance ;)
“back massager”
“vibrator”
You ’bout to blow the fuck up.
first off, holy fuck. secondly, i’m sure that at least one of you knows that i love motherfucking unicorns. how is that painting not in my possession. if you tell me “cos, jeremy, you can’t own all the unicorn stuff in the world”, next time i see you i will not tongue kiss my hello to you.
Wow! I thought I was the only one who did this. I have two working outlets in my apartment…and I’m constantly in fear that everything is about to blow.
Our lists are really similar…only take off all the “his” shit and add on a curling iron, hairdryer, and a few more lamps.
I so need your unicorn painting.
Nothing screams poor workmanship more than wrinkles in the duct tape.
Yeah, so we have six power strips in this mug. We are rocking two of those industrial-sized, orange cord-a-majigs under the bed and across the doorway. I don’t know if you can tell by the airbrushed unicorn picture but our place is truly ghetto fabulous.
My sister, I think, described it best when she came over for the first time the other day. “It looks like a yard sale blew up in here.” And it totally does. We have the truck seat of a Durango bolted to plywood for a couch. Buckles and all. We sit on big, hard red plastic chairs from Goodwill ($.99!) when we dine. I already mentioned the duct tape. My newest pad is the essential “function over form,” which, for now, suits me just fine.
Jeremy: You Know Who bought me that painting one day when I was sick. Thrift store special. I used to love unicorns when I was a kid–really fucking love them–and he thought that picture would be awesome. And it really is. It will be handed down from generation to generation. But you can totally come over and look at it and we will watch The Last Unicorn!! With music by America!!!
A tv with a dvd player and computer speakers duct taped to it. Now THAT is genius home entertainment!
As long as you don’t turn all that shit on at once, you’ll probably be ok.
But just in case, make sure you know where the circuitbreaker box is (and that you can get to it easily in the dark). Keep a flashlight or two handy somewhere so that you can get to the box.
And if it DOES blow up, be sure to post pictures of the aftermath.
Wow.
I fear for both of your lives.
Why, the space heater alone…….
(I am the sharer of the power)
cicuit breaker? what’s that? this house has those crazy fuses that screw in like a light bulb. but only about 6 of them, which live in 4 different boxes which sorta hang from the wall, held up only by the fact that there are wires going in and out.
we blew a 30amp fuse one day. I’m not sure what happened, as I was not here, but I think it involved ironing and watching tv and space heating. those fuses are scary, and when you screw them in, they make crazy lightning and zapping noises.
Also, most of the outlets are just two-pronged. Which sucks.
wow, you guys have those rockin’ old school fuse boxes! that’s awesome. just unscrew them all and stuff the sockets with tin foil. problem solved.
Re: Fuse box issues.
They used to sell circuit breakers that screw into the old-timey fuse sockets, where you just push a button to reset it.
You may want to look into it with your setup.
I think you should get a few of those lightning ball thingies from Spencers, and those static electricity balls from the science museum, and a little monkey that claps cymbals together, and a Billy Bass singing fish, and one of those light activated singing christmas trees, and a laser light display, and, you know, like, an aquarium pump, and you should run an extension cord from your house to my house for me to plug all my shit into, and just plug all that shit in, and then we’ll be talking, then we’ll be livin’ on the edge, man, yeah!
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