Old, very loud man on treadmill: YOU KNOW THAT ONE CAN OF POTTED MEAT EQUALS A CUP OF LARD? IF YOU ARE OUT OF LARD JUST USE POTTED MEAT.
Very sweet, petite redhead who works at the gym on the treadmill beside him: Really? (sounding astonished)
man: I’M JUST PULLING YOUR LEG.
redhead: I thought you might be.
man: YOU KNOW, I GOT MY DEGREE IN ANTHROPOLOGY AND ALL IT GOT ME WAS A TRIP TO THE CRAZY HOUSE.*
(a minute or so later)
man: YOU’RE NICE.
redhead, sweetly: Yeah, it’s tough. It’s hard to find a balance between nice and politely telling someone to shove off.
man: YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
man: DID YOU KNOW I WAS IN VIETNAM? …
Their conversation was enough to warrant me finishing early on the treadmill.
*No shit it did, old man.
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Nice to know John Kerry works out.
I just love people that make no effort to get to know the other person rather than just talk at them.
OM Operative Spotted at Health Club
um, what the hell is potted meat?
seriously.
oh look esther, the pork loins are coming in nicely this year, but the shank steak really hasn’t begun to bloom.
http://www.pk.org/pottedmeat.html
Potted meat. Although “Spam” brand is technically potted meat, in the south, it refers to those little cans of ground meat mush, eaten with crackers. See related item: vienna sausages.
Indispensible for fishing trips and cat-food alternative for senior citizens living off of $2 per day.
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