I thought I’d share with you a couple of conversations I’ve had in the past 24 hours.
How to Tell You’re in Tennessee
Last night, on the phone with the VCB:
VCB: You still at Mark’s?
Me: No, I’m at the grocery store already.
VCB: Wow, it sure is quiet.
Me: Yeah, I know. I’m in the vegetarian section.
How to be Made to Feel like a Racist Asshole
Earlier at work today:
Me: I’m sorry, gentleman, but we’ve had to close. Due to Vanderbilt’s graduation this morning we were enormously busy. So much so that we had to close our kitchen in order to prepare for the dinner rush. Although you are free to have a drink at the bar.
Guy #1: You are closed? (looking around the dining room)
Me: I’m afraid so. Sorry.
Guy #1: Oh, I see. I am not wearing my black tie.
(Guy #2 and #3 enter.)
Guy #1: She won’t serve us!
(All three men turn and leave.)
Guy #3, just before he exits: Because we are Mexican!
*sigh*
And with all the twat-y, monogrammed bleach blondes climbing into their fleet of Lexi* (everybody drove seperately, natch) it’s no wonder they thought so.
*Lexi is, to me anyway, the plural of Lexus.
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I’ve been home sick this weekend, so my best conversation went like this:
Me: Hey, what do you think you’re doing?
Cat:
Me: Yeah, that’s what I thought!
Cat:
Me: Shut up.
Blondes driving Lexi in Tennessee?! That’s rather astounding. But then I’ve never been to TN. Maybe Murf is more suburban than I envisioned. I’ve been close to TN, riding with a few friends from near Asheville, NC, out west to see a bluegrass concert. I have never in my freakin’ live seen so many Harleyheads fully dressed as such! *yak*
Note Brittney’s restaurant is in Nashville not Murfreesboro.
The Nashville area is quite cosmopolitan considering, and on a normal drive you will see all manor of Lexus, Jaguar, Mercedes, Porche, even Ferrari. BMWs are so common as to not even merit notice anymore. There is a sportscar club in town with no shortage of members that only drive European exotics such as Lotus, Lamborghini, and Maserati. The only reason I know this was a well publicized event a few years ago where someone with too much money destroyed an entirely too expensive car on a too spirited drive during one of their outings.
Vanderbilt is a very expensive private school, often called the “Harvard of the South” or something else equally stupid.
I went to graduate school at Vandy (on fellowship mind you, my broke ass couldn’t have afforded 3 hours there) and my Mazda felt positively lonely in the parking lot amongst the marquee brands.
It was fun because you can identify the grad students from the underclassmen by looks alone. I will say this: the rich have attractive children.
Oops. Thanks for the correction, Rent. I feel for you as far as the Mazda-amongst-Maseratis dynamic. I went to a very little known college called Landmark College, which is in Putney, Vermont. It is about 250 students. It is EXTREMELY expensive! That is largely because of its mission: to teach learning-disabled students how to learn. The students had anything from ADHD to dyslexia to other little-known LD’s. A good half of these kids were from Fairfield County, Connecticut, which is the affluent NYC ‘burbs (Greenwich, New Canaan, etc.—Martha Stewart and Dave Letterman territory). My family is nowhere near as financially stable as these folks.
One guy who went to Landmark was about 25 maybe, and he owned a Range Rover. He totalled it one day, and his dad bought him another. He wrecked that one apparently as well, and his dad bought him another one.
As for me, if given a measly ‘78 Ford Fiesta, I’d handle it like a Tiffany vase. It sickens me how the rich sometimes flaunt it.
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