I have five Gmail account invitations to give out if anyone is interested. The first five people to leave me a viscious personal insult in the comments gets one.
I mean really, really ferocious.
UPDATE:
Sorry, no Gmail invites left. Feel free to continue bashing me, though.
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Can I insult you even if I don’t need the invite? :)
Brittney, you are a smahing chap (as a wise man once said). I do not need one!
(cunt)
I thought this would be as easy as you. But it’s hard. Or was until I checked out the pictures.
Excellent!
What is your current email address?
You, madam, are a tedious and inane verbal lollygagger. Your prose, instead of nourishing thousands of dung beetles like nature dictates, festers and broods like an acne-enshrouded teenager. You deserve nothing more than a lancing.
If it needs any more push, George W. Bush is your homeboy. Though I totally got the idea from alison.
Of course, I keep coming back each day. Hey, thousands of dung beetles can’t be wrong!
Good enough. (I just read that bluishorange post as well.)
May I email your invite to ryanATambiguoDOTorg?
Address sent to your gmail if that’s ok…
Yeah, that’s fine. Thanks!
Brittney, you mattress-backed crack ho! Your ass-lips keep drippin’ that rectal nectar all over my carpet! Damn, that shit is nasty.
(btw: asslips is my favorite term these days — thanks for the chance to use it.)
(oh, and I already have a gmail account — I’m insulting you for a friend, who would love one.)
I should give you two invites for that piece of work, Ariel. But I won’t. Just one. Check your mail.
You too, Ryan.
i dont even know what a ginvite is? everyones blogging about them and im so out of the loop. fill me in please?
Yo bitch!
Get that fine ass of yours moving and get me a gmail invite before I slap you up side the head.
(Do not make me repeat myself.)
(cunt)
- baud_boy
(a friend of the torres)
How about this:
You squack-mouthed beeyatch. I’d rather read the hen-pecked characters typed out by a chicken with a prosthetic beak. Steven Seagal would’ve been your dad if that dog hadn’t busted through the fence first.
(Okay, but I don’t feel that way at all. Your writing rocks and you seem cool, but a guy has gotta do what a guy has gotta do…)
No more invites left.
Chris, baud_boy: Enjoy.
As a physically disabled person, I am badly hurt by the fact that I was left out. You are so far beyond beyotchiness for violating my Americans with Disabilities Act rights by not emailing ME with an invite BEFORE you posted this blog inviting the whole world to bash you.
Even though I am too late to get in on an invite, I shall take much pride in bashing you anyhow, you heartless soul. I sincerely hope you feel duly bashed.
Take care. :)
If too many people called you a cunt, and cunts keep showing up on your doorstep saying “Did somebody call for a cunt?” send the better looking ones over to my place.
well damn damn damn
I want a Gmail account, too.
Who wouldn’t want 1GB of space? So come on people. Hook a Marine up that’s getting married in August. Someone was being nice and giving away 5 accounts but I got there too late. Damn it.
CLOSE YOUR HAM FLAPS FOR 2 SECONDS COONT
I want a Gmail account, too.
Who wouldn’t want 1GB of space? So come on people. Hook a Marine up that’s getting married in August. Someone was being nice and giving away 5 accounts but I got there too late. Damn it. EDIT Ask and you
I think you are grossly overestimating my computer knowledge. But, hey, i will try all the same.
^__^
Glad to see you’re at it again… I was beginning to think you weren’t coming back.
keith
I’m just here to say one thing: “cunt.”
Ok, thanks, have a great day.
Oops! It turns out, cunt is “a term of endearment,” according to this quote this quote from University of Colorado president Elizabeth Hoffman. Brittney tricked us into paying her compliments!
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