So, some Craig went ego surfing and stumbled upon my post about Stinky Craig. Who! by the way, was recently hired back by the valet company. I think the one Stinky Craig works for has a monopoly on the industry in Nashville; I’ve never seen any valets anywhere who work for anyone else. They should have their pick of people…and they go and hire Craig back.

ANYWAY. Some Craig discovered the post, which led him to discover that I have a distaste for all things Craig, as is stated in the first few lines. You see, I don’t have an actual problem with the race of Craigs out there, it’s just that I don’t have a fondness for them either. I am more than certain there is a perfectly nice, totally charming Craig out there reading this right now. Well, reading the internet at least. And I’m sure he is nice to his pretty wife, and makes jokes everyone laughs at, but I’ve never met such a Craig.

And the Craig that found my site is no exception. Be sure to check out the comment by Craig in this post and then the comment following his by his buddy, scott. Who, apparently, lives with Craig since they share the same IP number. He uses the words “tird” and “fair dinkum” and “anal.” He says that one twice.

Anyway, I just wanted to thank Craig. For reaffirming my belief in my ridiculous claim that all Craigs are kind of special. You made my day.

P.S. Not into the anal.
P.P.S. Yet.