If you ingest the following items in the span of a few short hours you will wake up at 4:30 in the morning and puke your whole guts up until the veins in your face explode:

Jose Cuervo
Coors Light
Red Bull
Strawberry Vodka
Marlboro Lights
pigs in a blanket
Purple Pucker
merlot
chips and salsa

True story. Pictures to follow. PICTURES ARE HERE.