I learned to knit more than three weeks ago. And this is all I’ve got. After dropping stitches and adding rows I started over (i.e., ripping out all all my beautiful work) about three dozen times. AND THIS IS ALL I HAVE. One-tenth of a knobby, uneven scarf.

I will wear this janky scarf come winter, I tell you, whether it’s holey or shaped more like a shawl than a scarf, I will wear it. Proudly. If I get better and faster at knitting everyone is getting gimpy hand-made scarf/shawls for Christmas.

Love, me.