This morning I ironed my clothes, smoothed my hair, brushed and flossed my teeth, put on two coats of mascara only to walk out the back door into the rain, falling flat on my ass.

I dried myself, walked it off a bit, then headed right back out into the rain to work.

Only to discover once I arrived, I wasn’t even supposed to be there today.

The following card, which I find totally hilarious, was created by Alan Cross of What Would W Do?

You can get a better look at it on his website.