This morning I ironed my clothes, smoothed my hair, brushed and flossed my teeth, put on two coats of mascara only to walk out the back door into the rain, falling flat on my ass.
I dried myself, walked it off a bit, then headed right back out into the rain to work.
Only to discover once I arrived, I wasn’t even supposed to be there today.
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D’oh!
hey i can see your web cam!! you have your hand on your face
Falling on your ass in the rain is a sh!tty way to start the day!!
“I’m not even supposed to be here today!”
Brittney, here’s an entry idea for you. What scumbag of a guy invented high heels, and started forcing women to wear them? I assume you maybe have to wear them at work, or can you get by with sneaks (sorry if this is a stupid question; I never look at servers’ feet)? High heels are hell enough, but made 100 times worse in rain, I’d assume.
Nice to hear you didn’t even have to go in, though. I hope your supervisor didn’t make a fool of you for it. I did that same thing and got yelled at for it.
Hope your day was a good one.
I’ve been forgetting stuff lately as well, especially where I’m supposed to be and when. Maybe there’s some kind of ion cloud covering the US that we don’t know about. Dunno.
On a completely different subject, it’ll be interesting to hear what you think of Lovely Bones. I have my opinions, but I’ll save ‘em for some other time. Don’t wanna swing your opinion before you’ve read it.
(You don’t post reviews of books, do you? Nevermind…)
I won the lottery.
The party’s at your place, then.
While you’re gone I’m changing the locks and spending all your money on PBR.
That’s fine. Don’t take my TVC15, though. That baby’s mine.
Did you at least slap out?
According to FCC rules that’ll have to be a HDTVC15 by next spring, and you’ll have to disable the baby-eating feature to comply with the new RIAA legislation.
But you can keep those glass spiders as they are, if that makes you feel any better.
Sorry about your misfortune. I hope you know you made everyone laugh at your cause today.
I’m not quite sure what to tell you about that. Had that happened on a real day of work I would have said you had a bad case of luck. But since that happened on a day that you were NOT supposed to be at work, we must instead look inside your head and figure out what you were thinking, or if you, deep down, desperately wanted to go to work but that your checks-and-balances system in your brain made you fall to keep you from going to work because you weren’t supposed to be there.
In a nutshell, your brain was trying to stop you.
So that means, you’ve got a pretty insightful brain.
Congrats!
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