Goodliest Cereals In All The Land
- Cinnamon Life
- Kellogg’s Frosted Mini-Wheats
- Cap’n Crunch, Peanut Butter
- Cap’n Crunch, Berries
- Cocoa Pebbles
- Oh’s!
- Lucky Charms
- Wheaties
- Apple Jacks
- Count Chocula
- Trix
- Honeycomb
Cereals I Would Politely Decline [Then I Would Cross You Off My People Who Like Cool Cereal List]
- Anything with Raisins
- Golden Grahams
- French Toast Crunch
- Fiber One
- Cinnamon Toast Crunch
- Special K Red Berries (Those berries taste like wet styrofoam.)
- Fruit Harvest Apple Cinnamon
- Oreo O’s
- Grape Nuts (Mmmm, milk over gravel.)