Overheard at a friend’s house the other day.
Hester: "Honey, I laid out your clothes. Go get dressed."
Hester’s 4-year-old daughter, after looking at the clothes: "Mom. I am going to be off the hizzy in this outfit."
It was a denim jumper with striped tights and furry boots.
December 15th, 2004 | Overheard
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doctor my eyes have seen the years
“Off the hizzy?” Is that another one of those Paris Hilton lines?
Damn those Punky Brewster types!
Everyone at daycamp agrees that this joint is off the hizzle for shizzle.
Incidentally, I fucking hate that shit. I mean shizzle. I mean — Damn. Dizzle. More coffizzle!
We’re white. We’re white / We walk with our buttocks / extremely tight!
Hmmm… I guess I don’t waste enough time watching MTV and listening to rap. My bad.
Furry boots are a sign of the Antichrist. It’s in the book of Revelations.
I leave the country for a few years and you guys go and change the language on me. I have no idea what that means.
(Or _had_ no idea. Everyone has google. I have google. Now I know that it means everything.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hizzy&b=1)
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