Assorted things you might hear from the kitchen staff where I work:

• "Order’s up! Move your ass!" -the stoned one
• "Okay, Mommy." -the salad guy
• "I’m not gay, I’m an actress!" -the grill guy
• "BritStone, you’re looking beautiful today." -the chef
• "Doo Doo on the Walls" -it’s a song
• "I’ve got a see server." -various waitstaff
• "We need hot bread in yesterday." -the food runner
• "Daniel, where are you from?" "Tuskegee." -he is from St. Thomas
• "All servers out of the kitchen!" -the hungover sous chef
• "I believe that I might be part wolf." -he’s not gay, he’s an actress
• any number of renditions of popular songs with the lyrics changed to suggest that entire cook crew are repressed homosexuals