Things I learned today:

• What anisette is.
• That I have a retroverted cervix.*
• That I am "a stupid bitch! LOL!"
• Ben Folds and other local artists are having a Concert for Asia on Valentine’s Day.
• I still really hate sweet potatoes.
• That the girl waiting with me at the doctor likes a boy who "works at Wendy’s and wears Abercrombie and American Eagle, because his Dad can afford it, he’s a lawyer."
• That Bart Durham likes very young girls who take ten whole minutes to order. (I gave him the check because HE…DEMANDS IT!**)

*My gynocologist asked me how I was doing and I told her I was really nervous–I hate pap smears. She assured me today’s would be the easiest one I ever had. Then she got down there and was all, "Uh, forget what I said. There is a reason you hate these. Your cervix likes to hide. It’s tilted toward your back."

**Only funny if you live in or around Nashville and own a television.