I just noticed I haven’t updated this blog in six days.
If you want to break-up, I understand. My commitment to you has been spotty. But please know that I care–it’s not you, it’s me–and that I never meant to hurt you. If we can still be friends, that would be great, but I understand if the pain is too much.
If you want to stay, though, I’ll certainly let you. The make-up sex is fucking fantastic.
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Glutton for punishment that I am, I just keep checking back. Hoping you’ll notice me. I’ll pass on the makeup sex but will you buy me something shiny and pretty?
That was awfully funny for such a short post. And I’m all-in for the makeup sex.
I’m all in as well. A bit upset that the Gas Guy seems to have beaten me to the punch. Let me express my feelings about the situation via a quote from the honorable Gareth Keenan:
Hey, ain’t you that tart useta work at the video store? I heard you was tellin’ everyone ’bout my little fetish. Hmmmm… guess I won’t hafta sue you if’n you cut me a leetle ol’ piece o’ that makeup sex. Now, jist put on this here little prison outfit with the drop seat in back. Yeah, baby, lookin’ good! Now git down on yer knees and holler like hell. Yee-haw!
LYING TWO-FACED JOURNALISTIC UNICORN-PORNOGRAPHING VODKA-CHUGGING ENCANKLED REDUNDANT-WHORE-FINDING MULTIBLOGGED WIDE-BOTTOMED LIBERAL CASSEROLE-LOVING TYPO-PRONE DALEK-HATING OVER-HYPHENATED UNPREGNANT SLUT
Well you just gained a new girlfriend here
You have sex??
Yeah I’ll bet when you’re posting in your other site you’re still thinking of us the entire time right?
…a friendly hug will suffice for me.
I TRUSTED YOU! *sob*
Do you at least call some of our names out when you are blogging with those other people?
Would she go down on you in a theater? By the way, the whole “its not you its me” thing is not entirely accurate…I guess that secretly I wanted this to end and you must’ve picked up on it in my as of late, rather lackluster posts…that way I wouldn’t feel so guilty. But maybe we could just stay together for the sex. We wouldn’t be the only ones you know??
Do whatever makes you happy. We’ll hang a bit.
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