- "How ’bout them apples?"
- "You can’t beat that with a stick."
- "Out of my kitchen."
- "You’re getting too big for your breeches."
- "Dry it up."
- "You must be smokin’ wacky weed."
- "If you are not going to do something right, don’t do it at all."
- "Good night, don’t let the bed bugs bite."
- "Because I said so."
- "I got this on sale."
- "Feet on the floor."
- "None of your business."
- "Get out of my light."
- "I don’t care what all the other kids get to do."
- "Ask your Daddy."
- "Be careful."
Phrases My Mom Uses or Once Used
August 10th, 2005 — Lists