- She’s incredibly affectionate. She likes to lie in our laps. Or stand on us while we lie in the floor. She is as sweet as she wants to be. (I wrote this last night on the couch and had to use just one hand because if I stopped petting her she grumbled and pushed her head into me.
- Girlfriend’s vagina is an outtie.
- She is very much like a cat. I was on the couch and my sister was sitting in the floor when Tootie jumped up over the back of the couch. That is like four and half feet. She didn’t even get a starting run, because we heard nothing until we heard the digging of her claws into the back of the sofa. Amy was facing her and said she had a look of sheer terror on her face.
- She likes to dig. They told us that when we adopted her. "Likes to dig. Hates cows." (It was written in three different places–"Doesn’t do well with livestock.") They didn’t lie about the the digging part. In her sleep she, out of nowhere, just starting digging as hard and as fast as she could on the back cushion. There are now two big gashes in the fabric. Good thing I hate this couch and am dumping it as soon as possible. (We’ll be sure to let you know what happens if we ever happen across a field of cattle.
- The bitch snores. The shitty couch is her domain. We come in from outside and she straight hits the sofa.
- She’s a snuggler. She loves to spoon. Or she’ll shove her head between my leg and the arm of the couch and just snooze. She loves to sleep spread eagle. No wonder she got knocked up, what with the outtie vagina to boot.
- The boyfriend said she saw a rabbit on her last pee trip outside last night, and she took off like rocket. We weren’t sure if she would do anything but lie around, but she darted after the rabbit who cleverly found its way through a small opening in the fence. Tootie, not so clever, followed suit and got her head stuck in the fence.
- Have I mentioned she sleeps all the time?
- She likes the hedgehog we bought her, but not the squeaky bit inside.
- She pees and poops outside no problem. She doesn’t jump up when you ask her not to. She rarely barks. Her only problem is wanting on our bed. The boyfriend says this isn’t a good practice baby and that we have to get another dog.
- We put her outside when we are eating and she’s totally cool with it. She can’t stand to not be touched when she’s inside, but I left her alone today for the first time and she was fine.
- She has a fluffy, curly tail and short hair. She stands like a pointer with her front paw lifted. We’re thinking pointer and golden retriever mix.
- She’s not so fond of the bath. She dealt with it but you could see the disdain in her eyes.
Things About Tootie
September 19th, 2005 — Lists