How Many Times Before I Learn?

June 1st, 2006 | Tootie

I don’t want to know how many pairs this makes. I can’t tell you how many times I said I’d never leave them lying out again.

I loved those shoes.

#1 Cory on 06.01.06 at 10:32 pm: I get emotionally attached to t-shirts (typical guy, I suppose). I was mad when I accidentally dyed a college-font t-shirt from my Arizona prep school. It was white with blue arch lettering, and it came out baby-blue.
#2 r.l.camino on 06.02.06 at 9:33 am: I don’t know if you’ve experienced this yet, but dogs sometimes like to eat old paperbacks. My dog particularly enjoyed a worn and musty first edition of “Catcher in the Rye”.
#3 Robb318 on 06.02.06 at 12:15 pm: I have more clothes than a teenage girl. I seem to always buy clothes, and more clothes…knowing damn well some of which I will never wear. Does this even coinside with your shoes ?!
#4 jag on 06.02.06 at 2:47 pm: How do they always know which shoes (or hat or underwear or stuffed animal) are your favorite and choose THAT one to chew up? It’s a mystery.
#5 Mo on 06.03.06 at 3:45 pm: They look salvageable… take them to a shoe repair place and see if you can get new heels put on…
#6 sutton on 06.06.06 at 2:11 pm: drowning’s the only cure for a shoe-eating dog. I have a sack you can borrow if you want.
#7 will on 07.01.06 at 10:44 am: How many pairs before the dog learns? His behavior is unacceptable, not yours!
#8 lauren spiotta on 04.02.07 at 10:24 am: have any more pictures of chewed up shoes? im in graphic design and am looking for dog chewed shoes. red pumps would be fabulous!

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