Me: Hi, I’d like to order a pizza for delivery.

Roma Guy: Okay. What is your address?

Me: 1234 Berryhill Street (fake address, stalkers)

Roma Guy: 1234 Perilville Street?

Me: No, Berryhill.

Roma Guy: Pleralville?

Me: No, B-E-R-R-Y-H-I-L-L.

Roma Guy: What street is it off of?

Me: We are near the corner of Main and Stratford.

Roma Guy: Hold on, lemme check.

(on hold for approximately two minutes)

Roma Guy: [deep sigh] Now where are you again?

Me: Near the corner of Main and Statford.

Roma Guy: What street are you off of? Because you are not on the map.

Me: You know what? Never mind. I’m afraid my pizza will never make it here.

Roma Guy: [irritated and nasty] Fine, then. [hangs up]

I guess it is peanut butter and jelly tonight, kids.