Her name is Brittney Gilbert, and she is not a whore.

I’ve been tagged. I usually don’t do these, but I am feeling froggy:

Five Things You Don’t Know About Me

1. My ex-boyfriend’s roommate had a cat named Bastard. I renamed the cat Friend. That the most awesome cat that ever fucking lived, and I miss him a lot.
2. One time I faked passing out in high school when I saw the boy I liked flirting with a girl I hated.
3. I’m mole-y.
4. I liked it when people got baptized at church when I was growing up because I liked seeing what those people looked like with wet hair.
5. I have a cowlick. A big one.

And now. I tag: Kevin, Aunt B, Rex L. Camino, Sarcastro and Ryan