Here’s my impression of a certain local blogger:
I hate all those idiot leftards who use terms like "ReNAMBLAcans" or "rethuglicans." Those freakin’ commie Defeatocrats can eat my butt.
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January 27th, 2007 | Weblogs
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January 27th, 2007 | Weblogs
Here’s my impression of a certain local blogger:
I hate all those idiot leftards who use terms like "ReNAMBLAcans" or "rethuglicans." Those freakin’ commie Defeatocrats can eat my butt.
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Is that an impression or a direct quote? Heh.
OH YOU’D LIKE THAT WOULDN’T YOU BUT DESPITE YOUR ATTACKS ON THE STRONG AND POWERFUL PROSE OF THE VISIONARY NEW MEDIA YOU ARE STILL JUST TWO BAGS OF FAT THAT DANGLE TEMPTINGLY BEFORE THE WET WILLING MOUTH OF THE INTERNET WHO DREAMS ONLY TO SUCKLE WHILE MAYBE GETTING A HANDJOB OR SOMETHING YOU KNOW IT’S NOT REALLY THAT MUCH TO ASK I MEAN YOU HAVE THAT CAR WITH A BIG BACKSEAT IF YOU JUST UNBUTTONED YOUR SHIRT AND TOOK YOUR UNDERWEAR OFF OR SOMETHING I COULD HAVE SOMETHING TO LOOK AT WHILE YOU DID IT REALLY IT’S CLEAR FROM MY POLITICS THAT I DON’T ACTUALLY WANT TO BRING ANYTHING TO A FULL CONCLUSION SO IT’LL JUST TAKE A FEW TUGS WHILE I MAKE A BLOWJOB JOKE TO COVER UP MY OWN TROUBLES AND THEN IF YOU JUST LET ME KEEP ONE NIPPLE IN MY MOUTH AS I CRY AFTER MY ORGASM I’LL WRITE A NICE POST ABOUT HOW MAYBE OBAMA WOULDN’T BE TOO BAD A CANDIDATE
I HAVE A PICTURE OF A CHEVY CONVERTABLE THAT I COULD INLINE IF IT MAKES YOU HAPPY
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