- Jim Halpert is staring down at me from the wall. He’s Mr. April in "The Office" calendar my sister bought me for Christmas. He looks a little pissed in the photo. Or lustful, I can’t tell. Either way, it’s making me uncomfortable.
- I need to work on some projects with deadlines. Blogging at NiT often feels like a race I never finish.
- Don’t ask me why, but I’m seriously considering taking up videoblogging. I have all this equipment at my disposal at work. It could possibly be a traffic generator for the work blog. But man, I think most videoblogs suck the big one. Anyway, blah, I don’t know.
- The Boyfriend bought a badass new bike. It is the best bike he’s ever had. He’s so excited. But it sits here, taunting him, because it’s cold as shit outside and his allergies are a mess. He’s looking at it longingly right now. Poor thing.
- My furry alarm clocks were set extra early this weekend. Fuckers.
- I want to try an indoor cycling class, but I’m afraid it will hurt my area. Do I need special pant(ie)s?
- I tackled Mount Laundry today. I took it down in record time, despite the heater part of our dryer not working.
- Cooper’s nice, new collar is already getting janked up because Tootie’s always got her teeth on it.
- I can’t say enough nice things about my Carmax experience yesterday, despite not purchasing a car from them.
- I got the Golf washed and cleaned yesterday before trying to trade it in. It looks so nice and shiny and hairless. But they put some funk nasty "new car" scent in there that just about gags me every time I get in.
- The boyfriend is now layering up so he can take the bike "around the block at least." He’s going to freeze his face off.
- Unfortunate.
- WTF, why am I singing "Rocketman" in my head?
- I have a Reese’s Peanut Butter Egg waiting for me. The boyfriend said "you don’t eat Easter candy at night," but I’m going to wait. The suspense is half the treat.
- I’m actively Twittering now. It finally clicked.
Scattered, Smothered and Chunked
April 8th, 2007 | Current Affairs, Lists
4 comments ↓
Get one of those refrigerator packs of Arm & Hammer, open it up and chuck it under the seat. It’ll suck that nasty smell right out in a day or two. Works pretty well on dog odors too if that should ever become an issue.
how 100% effing awesome are those random dates marked in the office calendar with plot points from the show? i think this month’s item is a reading of michael’s “threat level midnight” starring agent michael scarn.
ours is hanging in the kitchen. nothing says class like a pin-up calendar in the kithen.
re videoblogging:
that’s a great idea - - you’ll be able to start defining a relatively new mode of communication. the hardest part is that there are no rules (yet) and the conventions some have tried probably won’t work for you like they worked for other vlogs (zefrank not blinking or user-submitted links on yahoo’s The 9). make your own, break the mold, and start serving up piping-hot content on a platter.
good luck!
Why are you trading in your Golf? I thought you two were so happppy together!
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