Things I Might Like to Do If My Blog Job Dries Up

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#1 Jeffraham Prestonian on 04.30.07 at 9:04 pm

You CAN have it all!

It’ll all work out. You’ll see.
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#2 Ivy on 04.30.07 at 9:16 pm

Dude, you would make the most awesome milk maid EVER.

#3 Kevin Newman on 04.30.07 at 9:33 pm

Maybe Gawker could hire you to write about celebrity country artist sightings here in Nashville.

HeeHawker!

#4 Jeffraham Prestonian on 04.30.07 at 9:38 pm

HeeHawker!

Presidential Medal Of Freedom.

Hell, if Tenet and those other assholes can get one, I’d say coining this term deserves at least one, if not two.
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#5 Jeffraham Prestonian on 04.30.07 at 9:45 pm

I speak for all gay people everywhere, I’m sure, when I say that Rosie is completely nucking futz.
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#6 Teresa on 04.30.07 at 10:28 pm

Please don’t do the Rosie thing.

#7 The Seventh Meat on 04.30.07 at 11:23 pm

STRIPPER

WHORE

WAITRESS

ENCYCLOPEDIA SALESMAN

#8 Lynnster on 05.01.07 at 2:42 am

How’s The Boyfriend on the stay-at-home mom gig? ‘Cos I’m thinking that’d be a good deal AND your mom will no longer be shouting things in public about going home and making grandbabies. ;)

#9 Kevin Newman on 05.01.07 at 10:35 am

The boyfriend does not think that cutting out 2/3rds of the household income would be very compatible with a 50% increase in occupancy.

#10 The Internet on 05.01.07 at 5:05 pm

but what about the 80% increase in titties

#11 newscoma on 05.01.07 at 7:29 pm

Brittney,
I think you are going to be more than fine.
Seriously,
Trace aka ‘coma

#12 Thomas on 05.01.07 at 8:35 pm

I was a milkmaid for a while. The dress didn’t fit me very well, though. At least I acquired an immunity to small pox.

#13 syd on 05.02.07 at 9:28 am

Tyra: So Brittney, now that you’re in the Final Three, how do you feel about modeling? Is it as easy as you thought it would be?

Brittany: Well, compared to have a zillion redneck reactionaries posting death threats to me online, this is NOTHING.

#14 The Seventh Meat on 05.02.07 at 6:05 pm

YOU COULD EAT COFFEE BEANS AND SHIT THEM OUT THEN GRIND THE SHIT AND SELL IT TO COFFEE SNOBS LIKE THEY DO WITH THOSE MOUNTAIN WEASELS IN PERU

STARBUCKS WOULD PAY GOOD MONEY FOR THAT I BET

#15 Gooseberried on 05.08.07 at 2:31 am

Wine tasting all the way!

#16 meleahrebeccah on 05.16.07 at 2:25 pm

serioulsy you are my new FAVORITE blogger. I think I love you!

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