At the end of this piece I quote someone who says of the buyout of the Nashville Predators by Jim Bastillie, "This is the biggest scam pulled on Nashville by a Canadian since Shania Twain’s career."* When I finished up I looked at the guy running prompter, and I said, "What did you think about that one?" He said, "That should raise a few eyebrows." I immediately turned to my left and heard the camera guy say into his headset, "Yep, that’s what she said."

*Approved by the managing editor, thankyouverymuch.

If I get sweaty (which is rare), it makes my breath taste like ass. What the hell? Is this normal.

Two bunnies playing an intricate game of leap frog in the neighbor’s front yard. My dogs just watched, neither barking, which is not their typical reaction to frolicking rabbits. I had to stop watching them to continue getting ready for work, for all I know they are still out there hopping over one another.