Nashville’s poor little rich kids: So much cokeface, so little time to be judged.
Hipster Essentials:
blown out pupils
head scarf/shoelace
facial hair
teh glasses
bongo
ironic(?) booty dancing
ginger kid in stripes and cardigan
who farted? expression
old dude
jaunty kerchief
hair cut with butter knife, styled with mayonnaise
"I’d rather be knitting" face
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This post, taken as a whole, was funnier than the guy I’m referring to “far right facial hair dude.” And that’s pretty funny.
Is it just me or do they look kind of unhealthy? Anorexic?
Vogue, strike a pose.
You have brought “hipster doofus” to an art form with this post.
Yeah, Kathy T., I should have put ‘anemia’ under hipster essentials.
Oh darling little hipsters. I’ve decided that I’m all for any scene that encourages people to have a great sense of humor about themselves.
Most of these young folks are failing to meet that qualification.
BRING BACK THE CANDY RAVERS!
Have to say, I covet old dude’s suit coat.
Awww…look at the kids trying to pretend they live in New York or L.A. That’s so cute. And why is it that the fugliest girls dress up in the fugliest stuff?
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