Metroblogging Nashville’s New Guy is a Hoot

Chris Chamberlain cracks my shit up:

Personally, I would pay extra just for not having to stand behind someone in the Subway line who looks like they are being confronted for the first time with the choice of whether to add lettuce to their processed sawdust club sandwich. “Err, which peppers are hot? Jelly-peenos or `nanner?” Just die already!