Like School in Summer

“I think we need to start a “Lighten-up, Mike, Fund.” Every time a commenter offers unprovoked vitriol — which is often — we drop a nickel in a pail. At the end of the month, we take Mike out for beers and use our collective strength to pull that giant corn cob out of his ass. Anyone who gets him to smile gets a prize.” -Liz Garrigan, Editor-in-Chief of the Nashville Scene

Anyone else think the Scenesters would be far happier if they just shut both of their blogs down so they don’t have to pretend to want to mingle with the mindless masses?