Missed the YouTube/CNN Democratic debate? No fear, defective yeti has a transcript. (Gov. Bill Richardson: “Private school because if you have ever heard the Pink Floyd song “Another Brick In The Wall” you know that public schools are not very good.”)

Never start blogging under the impression that you are going to become famous. You aren’t. A rare few become “internet famous,” but not a damn one thus far has become truly famous. Fame is not what blogs are for.

All that said, you should act like fame is in your near future. Because, if you don’t prepare for over-exposure, you will be sorry.

This poor girl. It’s going to take a casket to get her to slow her roll.

Babbling Baby Video: Miss Carly is a talker, just like her Daddy.

Just outside the office today there is a giant electric sign that reads: JANICE IS FIFTY! ISN’T THAT NIFFTY (sic)?

Poor Janice.