Believe me, I know how you feel. After spending a week looking at beautiful people in San Francisco and Berkeley (especially those Berkeley girls, damn!), I have decided that while beauty may be beyond my reach, fat is something I can change. So now instead of a big ol’ cup of Mrs. Winner’s sweeeeeet tea, there’s a bottle of water on my desk. And instead of pressing my face against the glass of the vending machine about this time every day, I have a box of Back to Nature fruit & grain bars in my drawer. My favorite is the apple and particle board flavor.
Resist the siren song of the Fritos, Brittney! If my fat ass can do it, you can do it!
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You write the best headlines, B. :)
Can’t hear you. My Moon Pie wrapper is too loud.
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Believe me, I know how you feel. After spending a week looking at beautiful people in San Francisco and Berkeley (especially those Berkeley girls, damn!), I have decided that while beauty may be beyond my reach, fat is something I can change. So now instead of a big ol’ cup of Mrs. Winner’s sweeeeeet tea, there’s a bottle of water on my desk. And instead of pressing my face against the glass of the vending machine about this time every day, I have a box of Back to Nature fruit & grain bars in my drawer. My favorite is the apple and particle board flavor.
Resist the siren song of the Fritos, Brittney! If my fat ass can do it, you can do it!
I tend to be a vending machine addict too- and congrats on making the list over at this site http://www.bangableblogbabes.blogspot.com
I can’t believe I didn’t make that list.
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