And My Costume This Year Will Be (Don’t Copy Me)

I’m going as the Log Lady. Screw thigh-high stockings and those sparkly winged things. I’ll leave that to the rest of the ladies that night. Nope, I’m going as Margaret Lanterman, and I’m going to make it as authentic as possible. I found a stuffed log at a high-priced pet store in Berkeley that sealed the deal. Any guy who wants to go as Windom Earle as the Log Lady is welcome to join me for festivities. I might even share my sticky pitch gum with you.