I’ve begun writing abstracts for brijit.

Aw man, barely missed this one. Come on, fault lines, patience please.

If I never hear “Sister Souljah moment” again in my life, that would be okay by me.

Stop calling me. We don’t want your truck. You could have been more helpful on your website, and I wouldn’t have abandoned the page. We chose Budget, thanks, because it was easy to reserve online and cheaper. This tactic of calling people later to negotiate a better price than what your online service initially showed is, frankly, bullshit. Give people the price they want up front. Don’t play this silly phone game with me.
And no, I’m not calling you back.

Budget Rulez, Penske Droolz,

Brittney