One reason I love David Lynch: “You see a thing, and that thing has been worked on for a long time until it feels correct as a whole. And then it needs to go out without any additional words. It doesn’t do any good for the director to say this or that—it doesn’t really change people’s opinion. They might come up with something far more interesting out of it.”

What is mechanically separated poultry? You might not want to know.

Ha!: “Did you see Peyton drink that Gatorade? That’s amazing cup control!…Peyton’s cock must have ached from the sheer number of times the men of the press slobbered all over it each week for four years.”

Are you about to be banned from using your fireplace in the Bay Area? Here’s the next best thing, and it’s portable!

That is a bold statement: “[N]o one has ever really come up with a persuasive rejoinder to the claim that a warm-blooded, pain-feeling creature’s life shouldn’t be taken for your supper.”

I really like Tumblr, but they need to quit messing with a good thing. Since their recent upgrade my updates to “this is the girl” show up out of order.

Bill Hobbs: “Republicans historically do well when security issues are big on voters’ minds.” Translation: “Our side wins when we’ve scared the shit out of most everyone. Terror Alert Rising!”

Police use of Tasers to subdue suspects can rise to the level of torture, according to Amnesty International USA’s executive director, Larry Cox, whose organization is calling for a moratorium on the electroshock devices.

If they were lied to, that is a different story. Otherwise, I agree with Dick Cheney. (And I just died from shock.)