Suicide Girls Fail

I’ll admit it. I never liked the Suicide Girls. I never liked the models or the layout or the way it promoted itself as a woman-friendly porn shop. Now, don’t get me wrong: I don’t have a problem with pin-ups or pornography. Not one bit. But, for whatever reason, I was always leery of the beloved Suicide Girls with their nose piercings and tougher-than-thou fuck me faces. I just got an icky bad vibe from the enterprise, and now I see my girlie sixth sense was tingling for a reason. The Better Business Bureau has given the “girl power” group a rating of F:

We strongly question the company’s reliability for reasons such as that they have failed to respond to complaints, their advertising is grossly misleading, they are not in compliance with the law’s licensing or registration requirements, their complaints contain especially serious allegations, or the company’s industry is known for its fraudulent business practices.

As many as 30 former-SG models have come out to claim that, “[SG’s] embrace of the tattoo and nipple-ring set hides a world of exploitation and male domination.” Now the BBB is piling on, and it looks like the criticism is well deserved.

So guys, if you like your porn pretties pierced, surely you can find an alternative to this punk porn site in this day and age. However, if you subscribed to SG to help empower the young ladies who make up its galleries, then good on you for the best of intentions. Now you can feel free to get any kind of exploitative spank material you wish. I hear some of the non-SG online ladies even have the normal number of holes.