Some days I want a baby, and some days I don’t. After reading this I definitely do. (Old post, not sure how I missed it.)

People back home sometimes ask me how much it costs to rent in San Francisco. This site gives you the average amount, based on neighborhoods. Now you know why we ended up in Berkeley.

Priests accused of cutting Buddha’s tree

People around here don’t really do it up for the big JC’s birthday. A scant few Christmas trees are all I can find, and outdoor lights are nearly non-existent. I keep forgetting that Santa is right around the corner.

“I don’t begrudge Mitt Romney his right to run for president as a Mormon. Or to practice his religion. I don’t begrudge anyone those rights. What I resent is Romney’s cynical attempt to portray himself as a man of faith who is *wink* one of you while setting himself apart from me, the godless heathen, who seeks stronger protection for the rights of someone like Romney than he clearly does for mine.”

That is what I want to know: “Is it illegal for the government to manipulate markets to benefit one class over another?”

“We are in the process of launcing [sic] a new interactive ad agency/media website and looking for a writer with a flare for being snooty.”

FogBay: I wish this site had an RSS feed.

I would rather have berries than melon.

I would rather be cold than hot.

I would rather swim than ski.

I would rather fly than drive.

I would rather watch reality t.v. than soap operas.

I would rather dine out than eat in.

I would rather have potatoes than meat.

I would rather dance than watch.

I would rather tap shoes than ballet shoes.

I would rather diet soda than regular.

I would rather mascara than lipstick.

I would rather tights than pantyhose.

I would rather Mindy Smith than Carrie Underwood.

I would rather a bath than a shower.

I would rather a funky beat than a screeching guitar solo.

I would rather not know than spoil the mystery.

I would rather wear knee socks than knee high boots.

I would rather drink champagne than a daiquiri.

I would rather read book than do a crossword puzzle.

I would rather take an essay test than multiple choice.

I would rather be scared than scare someone.

(Inspired by Tales Of Mere Existence “A QUICK LIST OF PERSONAL PREFERENCES”)

Oh fuck, I love these cookies. I think I ate my weight in these in 5th grade.