This, Not That

I would rather have berries than melon.

I would rather be cold than hot.

I would rather swim than ski.

I would rather fly than drive.

I would rather watch reality t.v. than soap operas.

I would rather dine out than eat in.

I would rather have potatoes than meat.

I would rather dance than watch.

I would rather tap shoes than ballet shoes.

I would rather diet soda than regular.

I would rather mascara than lipstick.

I would rather tights than pantyhose.

I would rather Mindy Smith than Carrie Underwood.

I would rather a bath than a shower.

I would rather a funky beat than a screeching guitar solo.

I would rather not know than spoil the mystery.

I would rather wear knee socks than knee high boots.

I would rather drink champagne than a daiquiri.

I would rather read book than do a crossword puzzle.

I would rather take an essay test than multiple choice.

I would rather be scared than scare someone.

(Inspired by Tales Of Mere Existence “A QUICK LIST OF PERSONAL PREFERENCES”)