“The U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration is pushing to close San Francisco’s cannabis clubs by turning its guns on their landlords - warning them that renting to pot dispensaries could cost them their buildings.”

I am not going to be able to make it home for Christmas this year. I’m trying not to be too sad about it. I’m fine with it, I guess, but I’m a little homesick. Seeing my family in the spring will be that much more exciting.

Rex Hammock rox my sox: “Simply substitute a name of an over-hyped “social media” or “social application” fad (with some slight tweaks, it also works with names of events or, frankly, any product or activity you’re bored with) and you, too, can piss off enough people to hit the top of Techmeme. (Hint: And if you use the word Techmeme in the blank, who knows? Maybe you’ll become an instant A-Lister).”

Akwarrrrd: I just laughed until I cried.

The One That Says Bad Motherfucker On It: Looks better in this hat than our Texan President, that’s for sure.