Stolen laptops from election commission contain SS #s inside, and passwords taped to the computers: Wow, I’m starting to wonder if I need to worry.

Oh, San Francisco. Where else do they leave presents for killer tigers?

“It’s a useful reminder that blogging doesn’t have to be about money or ego or self-indulgence. Sometimes it’s about embarking on a journey, and being generous enough to take your readers with you.”

Gah! That is enough reason not to vote for the man right there.

• Quit my high profile blog job. It wasn’t the quitting I am ashamed of, but the way I went out.
• Stalked people on the internets. That is right, “people.” Multiple.
• Fell in puke. The shame comes from being completely unaware of standing in it in the first place.
• Stopped taking my anti-anxiety medication. Self-explanatory and quickly corrected.
• Insulted people I don’t like using anonymous internet handles. (Seriously, though, these people are douchebags of the highest order.)
• Read The Skinny Website.
• Not filling the holes the dogs dug up when I moved.
• Thought I would look good in leggings, and actually tried some on.
• Got all gung ho about going vegan, then fell off the wagon within months.
• Took a picture of a girl’s ass crack with my phone as she got off the escalator. I didn’t, however, publish it online, so points for me on that one.
• Listened to Chamillionaire way too much.
• Didn’t know who Patton Oswalt was ’til Ratatouille.
• Flipped off an elementary school aged boy.