- Quit my high profile blog job. It wasn’t the quitting I am ashamed of, but the way I went out.
- Stalked people on the internets. That is right, “people.” Multiple.
- Fell in puke. The shame comes from being completely unaware of standing in it in the first place.
- Stopped taking my anti-anxiety medication. Self-explanatory and quickly corrected.
- Insulted people I don’t like using anonymous internet handles. (Seriously, though, these people are douchebags of the highest order.)
- Read The Skinny Website.
- Not filling the holes the dogs dug up when I moved.
- Thought I would look good in leggings, and actually tried some on.
- Got all gung ho about going vegan, then fell off the wagon within months.
- Took a picture of a girl’s ass crack with my phone as she got off the escalator. I didn’t, however, publish it online, so points for me on that one.
- Listened to Chamillionaire way too much.
- Didn’t know who Patton Oswalt was ’til Ratatouille.
- Flipped off an elementary school aged boy.
Things I Did In 2007 That I’m Ashamed Of
January 3rd, 2008 | Lists
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Depends what you mean by “stalking”. I feel like somewhat of a stalker myself with some of my preferred blog reads.
Maybe I should go. :(
I’m talking about Google cache searches. The whole kit and caboodle.
Alright, since you’ve confessed to yours, I’ll own up to mine. The Metro Planning Commission’s website has a searchable database of all property in Nashville. You can search by owner name or address and get property tax and zoning info, owner history, and all sorts of other slightly disturbing information… still, it’s all a matter of public record. Armed with someone’s first name and the name of the street they used to live on, I searched owner histories of every address on that street until I found the only one recently owned by someone with that first name. From that I got their last name, searched it and found their current address. Not being an honest-to-goodness psycho, I didn’t start driving by their house or anything creepy. Just online stalking, not real stalking. Mainly I did it just to see if I could. Still, makes your little Google cache search seem pretty tame, huh?
lololol…in a very warped way, your true confessions have endeared you even more to me…
:)
jerked it a whole bunch
that is the funniest thing i’ve read all day. flicking off a school-ager.. how childish. did you double fist?
i don’t think i will be filling in the backyard holes dug by my dogs either when/if we move.
I took a picture of a girl’s asscrack and exposed thong at a public event — for the purpose of mocking — and got caught in the act. It was not my proudest moment.
months?
I took a photo of asscrack in Robert’s Western World a few years back. I was drunk though… and up to no good. I didn’t publish it either… I think I actually deleted it off my phone not long after…
I don’t feel guilty about it though.
You know, with the low cut pants girls are wearing these days, the visible ass crack is kinda intentional. I think a re-branding is in order to reflect the move towards societal acceptance of “ass cleavage”.
FYI: Google cache viewings show up in Google Analytics.
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